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In this photo taken Nov. 23, 2009, Mary Joe Coady, of Methuen, Mass., displays an electric iron with residue on the bottom that she says resembles the face of Jesus Christ. She said the image has reassured her that "life is going to be good." (Grant Morris/The Eagle-Tribune/AP Photo) Just what is that thing? This strange light show was photographed in the sky over Trondelag, Norway, Dec. 8, 2009. Local scientists speculated it might be exhaust from a Russian rocket test, but the Russian government denied it was doing anything. (Jan Petter Jorgensen/Rex Features) Source: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/slideshow?id=2729439

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What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade at him? The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing pin and hurl it back at the La Sallite --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Math Contest Examiner to La Sallite: Two plus two? La Sallite: Por. Math Contest Examiner to Atenean: Two plus two? Atenean: Fivvvvvvvvehhh.

A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of the Catholic Schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so. Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men. La Salle reported it couldn't come up with even a single wise man. Maryknoll reported that it couldn't come up with even a single virgin.

If you are smart but with limited means, go to UP. If you are smart and with adequate means, go to Ateneo. If your IQ is lower than your normal systolic blood pressure but you have adequate means, go to La Salle. If your IQ is lower than your normal systolic blood pressure and have limited means, go to Guzman Tech. If you are gay and wish to know the secrets of how Alfie Lorenzo gets his way with young boys, go to Karilagan School of Fashion. Aaaaayyyyyy diyos meh!!!!!!

The guard brings the UP activist forward and the executioner asks if he has any last request. He says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!... Aim!! ..." Suddenly The UP activist yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. He escapes. The guard brings the Atenean student leader forward and the executioner asks if he has any last request. He says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!... Aim!!..." Suddenly, remembering what the UP activist did, the Atenean yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. He escapes. By now, the LaSallite has it all figured out. The guard brings him forward and the executioner asks if he has any last request. He says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." and the LaSallite yells, "FIRE!!!"

Three Collegialas were discussing their choices in the kind of guy one should date. 1st Collegiala: "If you want someone who's really handsome, get someone from La Salle." 2nd Collegiala: "Yeah, but if you want a date who's smart, you'll want someone from UP." 3rd Collegiala: "Of course if you want both, you'd want an Atenean."

For summer, kumukuha ng Organic Chemistry yung magkabarkadang LaSallista at Atenista sa UP. Bright naman yung dalawa kaya akala nila, patok na "1" sila pagdating ng final exams. "Sobra ang 'overconfidence' " nung dalawa kaya nung weekend bago nung final exams, e nag party yung dalawa na akala mo e walang kinabukasan. Sobrang enjoy yung dalawa, hindi sila nakagising nung Lunes ng umaga, sa madaling sabi - hindi sila nakakuha nung final exams.

Sa UP mahirap ang Math. Sa Ateneo mahirap ang English. Sa La Salle mahirap ang parking. Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera. Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha. Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT. Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki. Sa Don Bosco, para sa mahirap.

Chance had it that an Atenean and a La Sallite were peeing in the Men's Room at the same time. The Atenean finished first and after a quick shake, zipped up and was about to quickly exit. The La Sallite finished peeing immediately after, approached the sink, turned on the faucet, started to wash his hands and hurriedly shot a remark at the departing Atenean - "You must be an Atenean!"

Mystery: Who committed the murder? Suspects: The Humble Atenean The Bright La Sallite The Innocent Maryknoller The Unaffected Assumptionista The UP Graduate Culprit: The UP Graduate Logic: No such thing as a Humble Atenean or a Bright La Sallite or an Innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected Assumptionista.

Limang Collegialas (Bohol Academy, St Theresa's, UP, Maryknoller, and Assumption) got together for lunch in a Filipino restaurant. Common friends, not quite compleat gentlemen from Ateneo and La Salle, joined them momentarily and cracked a truly filthy joke with strong sexual overtones. Each one of the young ladies, in turn, reacted:

Punch lines to win your girl. 1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.. 2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.. 3. Uy picture tayo!! *** para ma-develop tayo!! 4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? *** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss.. 5. Can i take your picture??

Whoooooh, at last, he really did it! Here is the screenshot of his confessions and the confirmation of Girlalou to her friend.