Where to Go for College

If you are smart but with limited means, go to UP.

If you are smart and with adequate means, go to Ateneo.

If your IQ is lower than your normal systolic blood pressure
but you have adequate means, go to La Salle.

If your IQ is lower than your normal systolic blood pressure
and have limited means, go to Guzman Tech.

If you are gay and wish to know the secrets
of how Alfie Lorenzo gets his way with young boys,
go to Karilagan School of Fashion. Aaaaayyyyyy diyos meh!!!!!!

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