Limang Collegialas

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Limang Collegialas (Bohol Academy, St Theresa's, UP, Maryknoller, and Assumption) got together for lunch in a Filipino restaurant.

Common friends, not quite compleat gentlemen from Ateneo and La Salle, joined them momentarily and cracked a truly filthy joke with strong sexual overtones. Each one of the young ladies, in turn, reacted:

Bohol Academy

Sandali... pakiulit nga ulit, at paki-explain how did it became...

St Theresa's

Fainted...

Assumptionista

Blushed and giggled...

UP

"Elemental examples of a morally depraved society with anecdotes devoid of any socially or culturally redeeming value..."

Maryknoller

"Lumang luma na 'yan! Have you heard this one..."


Shortly after the dirty joke but before dessert and coffee were served, a "butiki" fell from the ceiling on to the table top. Each young lady, in turn, shrieked to their surprise:

Bohol Academy

Ayyyy! Butiki!

St Theresa's

Makes the sign of the Cross. Ohhhh, Lizard!

Maryknoller

Ohhhh, S**t... Lizard!

UP

Ahhhah! Piticus Lizardus!

Assumptionista

Hmmm! Lacoste!

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